Yellow Jersey 10/05/05

The Tour de France of prosecuting the big bad Dorean Group is progressing fast. I am so far ahead of schedule I’m wearing the yellow jersey. Utah came by and served me the fed indictment and made it clear they were going to drop the case. Whether I drop it will be the question. If they think they can bust out months from my life as lawless crooks and let me go they are mistaken. I was kicking their ass any way. The feds only gave them a save of face. I’ll bet the feds rushed so fast because Utah had fucked it up so bad. All said, it is still a victory and now I get to the final course way ahead, wearing the yellow jersey confident that all my years of training have eclipsed my competition. Mr. Keller is already winded and can’t comprehend how well I know the course and my abilities to finish this race. I have trained for this destiny longer than he has practiced law. Pay attention bankers, your hired gun is about to make a big dent in your empire. Let’s get ready to rumble!