Monday, December 12, 2005
New Bible Edition
I saw a few comments recommending I create a Bible edition. Though it is something that will have to wait until my release, I believe I have just the right version for the world today. I will call it King Kurt’s Giant Print – Red Letter – Jackass – Bible. In the law, a jackass had to have its neck broke or a lamb sacrificed. God calls sinners “wild ass men.” There was only two times in the scriptures where a jackass was receiving positive comment. (1) Balaam’s ass refused to disobey God and spoke on His behalf; (2) Jesus rode the ass in the Triumphant Entry. So my edition will make it clear that if you’re not speaking for the Lord or being driven by the Lord, you’re just another ass that needs its neck broke. Look for it to become a cult classic!
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What's most obnoxius is the assumption that God chose Kurt to do anything, whatsoever.
Get thee behind me.
.SHOCKING NEWS
"The Suprme Court has ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season.
This Isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nations capitol.
There was no problem,however finding enough asses to fill the stable." HELLO
Mt 7:15 -
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND HAPPY CHANNUKAH TOO!
S.O.A.P.
Now for some interesting reading...
WTO WTF??
The World Trade Organization is opening talks in Hong Kong with the usual protestations about how the group is nothing but an arm of corporate colonialism. Blah, blah, blah...
The real story, as we understand it is that the WTO is getting nations to pledge their citizens to pay off country's national debt. So in other words, you've been pledged as chattel (slave is more accurate) to the WTO members. Technically I suppose there's nothing but the threat civil war stopping the US government from sending its citizens on demand to WTO creditor countries.
Say, you don't think this all ties back to the tougher bankruptcy laws so you? Remember this when we start seeing the gun control issue popping up next February/March. It will start as handguns, but you know the agenda here...
The WTO - as we have explained many times - is where nations go to talk free trade but they never get around to the concept of purchasing power parity. This concept is quite simple. It says that if you're a machinist, you ought to be paid to live at the same standard of living as machinists in other countries. If that means in Norway, you can work 26-hours a week and drive a Volvo and own a home, then in India, you ought to be able to drive a car and own a home, too.
The whole game, of course, is not to allow workers to make the same for similar kinds of work. Why if that were the case, we wouldn't have seen the wholesale corporate job-jacking to the Third World. Call technical support, lately? You've more likely to get the Philippines or India than Indiana or North Carolina.
Thus, our simple maxim: There is no FREE trade. It's simply a workout of competing complex systems as corporations eat their young - and lately, they are trying to round up as many new victims...I mean WTO member countries - as they can to become the new fodder for corporate bottom lines.
Naturally, all good capitalists will tell you what a service they are doing by bringing a higher standard of living to the Third World. But what they don't tell you is how in countries like Argentina, while one hand was giving out money to save them, the other hand was stealing national ownership of things like public utilities including power and water. But such is the turmoil of the times and our lack of high integrity leaders. Corporatists, having beaten the union movement into submission and having stolen many of their pension plans for good measure, can't afford it any other way, so deal with it.
Say, should we go on to something else? Does this level of awareness make you uncomfortable? Howzabout...
"He lost it all, but what happened in the end?"
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He got his butt tossed in the can, last I checked.
There is no parallel between Job and Kurt, Mongrel.
Nice try though.
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