Friday, March 13, 2009

Change of Plans (2-16-09)

I’m going to withdraw the Phase One blog at the moment. I have to make some adjustments before I repost. What I will need from you, you can work at obtaining presently. I’ll need your Name(s), address of mortgaged property submitted to the program, current address, amount of mortgage(s) submitted. This is not your balance owed or any measurement of equity, it is the full amount of the loan, your account number, and your Dorean assigned number. If you can’t find the last item that is the least important. Please collect this info so when I post again you are ready to participate. Thank you!

There is talk of shipping me again to another prison. I’m wondering if this is a coordinated effort. So much for Big Bad-Ass government. Little men with carnal minds are still steered like a river by the God they hate. Life is too funny.

31 comments:

dr. ira gilac said...

dis none is good LOL! to tell yo bar buddies on a friday nite, especally fri da 13th....it too funny to be reel, but it is.

http://www.berkshireeagle.com/ci_11893799



Pittsfield, Mass.


Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest


By Conor Berry, Berkshire Eagle Staff


Updated: 03/13/2009 01:47:12 PM EDT


Thursday, March 12


PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.

Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.

Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.

Jennifer broke free, ran into the
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bathroom and locked the door. Stephanie "then broke the bathroom door down," police said, hurting her wrist in the process.

When Stephanie went to retrieve an ice pack from the freezer, Jennifer bolted from the apartment and attempted to get away in the couple's sport utility vehicle, police said.

As Jennifer pulled away from the scene, Stephanie "jumped on the side of their vehicle, swung the door open and made (Jennifer) stop," Steinman said.

According to Officer John Bassi, a witness at the scene claimed Stephanie "was hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car." Amber Hunt told Bassi that Stephanie nearly caused an accident when the vehicle narrowly missed hitting a tree in the front yard of Hunt's Spring Street home.

Police arrested Stephanie Lighten near the intersection of Spring and Curtis streets in Morningside.

Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten's brother, was the donor, according to police.

Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined "to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape" because she did not believe "Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe." However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.

Stephanie Lighten was represented by attorney Thomas J. Donahue Jr. at Wednesday's arraignment.

Judge Rita S. Koenigs ordered Lighten to "refrain from abuse" and to return to court for an April 29 pretrial hearing.

dr. ira gilac said...

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster







a trukey bastar...LOL!!!

an i tawt dat they only yooze turnkey bastars in pron moovees.....i saw busty canyons yooze it to load up her pushy and skwirt 'liquid' 25 feet!! LOLOOLL!!!

dr. ira gilac said...

Stephanie K. Lighten....ooooooffff!!


i wooden even want to look at her iin the dark, never mine in da lith.....she def not too eesy on da i's.....choke out her pic from da url....uggghhh!

dr. ira gilac said...

Stephanie K. Lighten....ooooooffff!!


WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!!

HO LET DA DAWGS OUT!?


WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!!

HO LET DA DAWGS OUT!?


WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!!

HO LET DA DAWGS OUT!?


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HO LET DA DAWGS OUT!?


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HO LET DA DAWGS OUT!?


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HO LET DA DAWGS OUT!?

dr. ira gilac said...

Stephanie K. Lighten....ooooooffff!!



...maybe even better, yo can just say....jeeeeeeeeeezzzzz......

dr. ira gilac said...

an to thik dat she wanted to seamanate her waif....mo jeeeeeex.....majin wha they kids wood of look lik???


even mo jeeeeeeeezzzzz.......good thins da other 'chik' didn let itself get seemonated......wonda wha she look lik???? jeeeeeez.....LOL!!!

dr. ira gilac said...

i no dat wees all gods chilluns....but jeeeeeeeeez.....majin if yo wif look lik dat an everday yo haf to look at her face....jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz..

dr. ira gilac said...

they yooze to call dose chiks dat look like dat '2-baggers'....yo put one bag ova they heads and one ova yo's in case theys falls off....an make sho dat yo alreddy drank 10-12 bers o' maybe 6-7 shots beefo yo go wit' em at closin' time of da bar...at 2 AM, even da dawgs look like pussy...cats....like they say none mans dawg is anther mans 'love goddess'...

judge allslop said...

FBI.(Follow Banksters Orders)
WASHINGTON Associated Press – The FBI tells two out of every three Freedom of Information Act requesters that it can't find the records they asked for — a failure rate five times higher than other major federal agencies, a private study has found.The FBI's performance results from an outdated and deliberately limited search process, according to the National Security Archive, a private group that publishes declassified government documents and files many FOIA requests.The Archive awarded the FBI its Rosemary Award for the worst Freedom of Information Act performance by a federal agency. The award is named for former President Richard M. Nixon's secretary Rose Mary Woods, known for re-enacting her claim to have accidentally erased 18 1/2 minutes of a White House tape recording when she stretched to answer a phone. It's given annually around Sunshine Week, when journalism organizations promote open government and freedom of information.

near the end said...

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near the end said...

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dr. ira gilac said...

FBI.(Follow Banksters Orders)
WASHINGTON Associated Press – The FBI tells two out of every three Freedom of Information Act requesters that it can't find the records they asked for — a failure rate five times higher than other major federal agencies,






yes, da fib has/is/will always be a "crimnal enterprise'

from day none, to da present, they never solved any BIG criminal cases, like kendy assination, etc....ya, they cawt a few cereal killas, but so wha??

they da nones dat crated dem...like hinley shoot raygun a foo yers ago....big deels....they never cawt da 9/11 jobbers coos it was demselfs....


intasting ho satan always turn on his own tho....now, da fib gong afta all deese bakers/pansy skeemers ho made off wit da doe....the govt. running out of ways to increase da pubic debt, so if they allrest sum of deese guy, den they can get there sig on a bind an turn it into a AR an hypothesise it many X ova an make mo monney fo da judges.....like they say, wha goz aroun cums aroun.....'near da end' LOLLOO!!!

dr. ira gilac said...

an turn it into a AR an hypothesise it many X ova an make mo monney




when they hype no da size of it, is dat like.... a² + b² = c²


o was dat the hype pot in da noose?

ho made dat up? wha dat pit hagus or russ??

dr. ira gilac said...

o was dat the hype pot in da noose?




fo dose ho donno, if they neva watch da wisard of yo's, he was da scarcrow o a STRAWMAN©....rember when da STRAWMAN© say:

the wiz tell him dat he alwyas haf a brane an den he say:




"da lenght of da hypotenuse of a right triangle equals da square root of da sum of da squares of the opposite sides"


c = √(a² + b²)

ex. 25 = 9 + 16

3² + 4² = 5²


he was smot dat dum scarecow fo a STRAWMAN© now wadnt he???

dr. ira gilac said...

3² + 4² = 5²




x² + y² = z²


dis only wurks fo 3,4 and 5

they no other nubbers exist fo dis works



sumnun spent a hole life wasted tring to proof dis...


he died 'near da end' trying to proff it....


his name was Fermat

and his theery was call: Fermat's Last Theorem.....


it was da last thins he dun....

afta dat, he go take a sh*t an he die......at last.....

dr. ira gilac said...

ho made dat up? wha dat pit hagus or russ??



hos reel name was PYTHAGORAS an he call it da Pythagorean Theorem..

dr. ira gilac said...

jeez...he mus of had a IQ of 162 to do dis wit da mumbels.....

dr. ira gilac said...

he mus also be relted to da guy ho works fo da govt. tring to figur out da budge it defecate.....an it look like he dunno sh*t on ho to do it.

dr. ira gilac said...

may bee he shud of call it da 'diaharrean tearry"....coss he full of crap

dr. ira gilac said...

wanna make sum cool reeturns on yo money? even betta dan burly baals HYIPs??

then buy some "ICE" on da NYSE


gurantied dat deeese shares will sell fo ova $100 in 6 mos.




March 13, 2009

WASHINGTON - The Securities and Exchange Commission on Friday approved temporary exemptions from agency rules that will allow the Chicago Mercantile Exchange to operate as a central clearinghouse for transactions involving credit default swaps.

It was the third such approval granted by the SEC to a trading firm. The moves go toward creating a new system of central clearinghouses for the swaps, complex investments traded globally that have been partly blamed for the financial crisis.

The SEC approved similar exemptions for LCH.Clearnet Ltd., a British firm, in December, and for ICE US Trust LLC last Friday. IntercontinentalExchange Inc., an electronic stock and futures trading platform also known as ICE, began operating that clearinghouse on Monday.

Well-regulated central clearinghouses should help promote stability in the financial markets by reducing the risks from the default or financial distress of a major market player, the SEC says.

The Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the world's largest financial exchange, is part of Chicago-based CME Group Inc., along with the Chicago Board of Trade and the New York Mercantile Exchange. The Chicago Merc, as it is known, joined with Citadel Investment Group LLC, one of the biggest hedge funds, to apply to operate the new clearinghouse.

Traded in a $60 trillion market that is unregulated and secretive, credit default swaps have come under scrutiny by Congress and federal regulators in the wake of the financial and credit crises that have plunged economies around the world into recession. The idea behind a system of central clearinghouses — promoted by a White House advisory group of regulators — is to bring transparency to the market, possibly reducing risks to the financial system.

The swaps are commonly used contracts to insure against the default of financial instruments such as bonds and corporate debt. But they also are bought and sold as bets against bond defaults.

They played a prominent role in the credit crisis that brought the downfall last year of investment firm Lehman Brothers Holdings, a government rescue plan for giant insurer American International Group Inc., and Merrill Lynch & Co. selling itself to Bank of America Corp.

The huge volume of credit default swaps sold by AIG, for example, coupled with rising levels of defaulted mortgage and other debt, threatened the company's existence and prompted the government to spend billions of dollars to bail it out to avoid a catastrophic collapse. If AIG were to fail, the losses would spread to the companies and investors who bought swaps from it. Government efforts to save the company now total more than $170 billion.

The exemptions will allow firms such as the Chicago Mercantile Exchange to quickly put in a centralized system for clearing swaps trades, while giving the SEC time to review their operations and assess whether permanent exemptions should be granted, the agency says.

"The SEC is committed to increasing investor protection and reducing systemic risk by facilitating the development and oversight of central counterparties to clear credit default swaps," SEC Chairman Mary Schapiro said in a statement Friday. "Today's actions will further enhance opportunities to manage the risk related to credit default swaps, and improve the transparency and integrity of the market for these products."
www.cnbc.com/id/29685701/for/cnbc/

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near the end said...

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near the end said...

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habakkuk said...

Everybody enjoying Ben Bernanke's public relations interview on 60 minutes? First interview of a sitting Fed chairman. I guess they're giving us the human side of these criminals.

habakkuk said...

What would Jesus do if he were conducting the interview?

Woooop his butt on camera and kick him out.

judge allslop said...

“We are the prey and governments as well as corporations are run by and for predators.” – Jamie Galbraith, author of The Predator State
“There is some shit I will not eat.” – E.E. Cummings (US poet)

dr. ira gilac said...

notice dat da phed shaman is more umble dan da preevous nones....burnkeys is allmose pitiful....even da noo tresony sec look donwright scarred, like he gonna get beet up o sumthns....

greenscam was never a hummel...guss he too busy banking andree uh missile.....see wha havin lotts o doe get yo...ho do dat works....a reptool like greenscam marry andrea missile???

he ugly dan sin, an she a drool....ho dat works???

judge allslop said...

The interview reveals the level of fear.

dr. ira gilac said...

Bernanke: recession could end in '09 (AP)

In this image taken from video and provided by CBS, '60 Minutes' correspondent Scott Pelley, left, interviews Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke in Dillon, S.C., Saturday, March 7, 2009. The interview, which airs on Sunday, March 15, is Bernanke's first one on one interview since taking office and the first interview with a sitting Federal Reserve Chairman in 20 years. (AP Photo/CBS)AP - America's recession "probably" will end this year if the government succeeds in bolstering the banking system, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said Sunday in a rare television interview.







meista burnkey....da baking sytem aint eva cumming back....case yo havet herd, the driveltifs are now ova 600 trillins of dollas....they ain enuf money on da plant to cum back from there.....face it, it ova....no rescue, no boilout, no refund, no pass go, no collect $200....pain an simpill....it ova....da jug is up.....it only months frum claps da hole thins......

dr. ira gilac said...

fo anynone gut any doolas left, take them and buy da pro funds ultra short mootool funds an wahtch yo money dubbel in da nex 6 moos......gotta go now an watch spike tv an da UFC....

Scott from Vineland said...

judge allslop said...

FBI.(Follow Banksters Orders)

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