Monday, December 12, 2005

New Bible Edition

I saw a few comments recommending I create a Bible edition. Though it is something that will have to wait until my release, I believe I have just the right version for the world today. I will call it King Kurt’s Giant Print – Red Letter – Jackass – Bible. In the law, a jackass had to have its neck broke or a lamb sacrificed. God calls sinners “wild ass men.” There was only two times in the scriptures where a jackass was receiving positive comment. (1) Balaam’s ass refused to disobey God and spoke on His behalf; (2) Jesus rode the ass in the Triumphant Entry. So my edition will make it clear that if you’re not speaking for the Lord or being driven by the Lord, you’re just another ass that needs its neck broke. Look for it to become a cult classic!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You Will Know Them By Their Fruit said: "Go ahead Mogel--defend that. I can't wait to hear how you rationalize that Kurt is a man of God."

Ms. Fruity one: I think you just need to lighten up just a little bit & develop a sense of humor. Stop and meditate a little while & enjoy life more along the way, & stop taking everything you hear so seriously, would be good advise that could serve you well.

I'm reminded of the story where Abraham negotiated with God to save Sodom & Ghemorah if so many righteous people could be found since Abraham reasoned it wouldn't be right to destroy the whole City if there were righteous living in the City. The act of negotiating with God, I find rather amusing, don't you? He started with a number larger than 100 if my memory serves me, & as the story went, God agreed to save the City if even 1 righteous person could be found in the City. Obviously Lot's family were considered to be righteous since he sent 2 angels to their home to forewarn them to flee due to the impending destruction. You should always treat your guests, people you don't really know, well--- since many people have "entertained angels unaware".

If you remember, they left the City & eventually lodged in a cave. There Lot's daughters got him drunk on his "ass", no pun intended, & his daughters had sex with their father to preserve their race since I think the daughters thought that they were the last people, since the world according to their ignorant perception,was destroyed.

Remember earlier in the City, Lot offered their daughters to the sexually perverted people who were dead bent on taking the Angels & having their way with them, since according to their culture, it was a very serious thing to protect their guests at all costs, so the honorable thing to do for Lot would be to offer their daughters as ransom to the people's deviat behaviour.

If Kurt has done or said something more obnoxious or more difficult to understand than some of the events contained in that story, I don't know what it would be. Remember Lot's family were considered the last remnant of righteousness in the City & were spared & were given God's favor and blessing.

God chooses who he does for his work & for his own purposes & it's not our place to judge. Maybe you should worry more about turning into a pillar of salt for rejecting the annointing or blessing you've already received. You just don't see it yet, so your previous life when you had a mortgage, seems more enticing to you & you want to turn back the clock of time & turn around.

You've been turned around for some time now, you just don't see it.

neodemes said...

What's most obnoxius is the assumption that God chose Kurt to do anything, whatsoever.

Get thee behind me.

Anonymous said...

Dear Tuty Fruity. This passage of scripture speaks of your kind & YOUR MENTALITY that God can't inspire others to do a great work:

"And because my words shall hiss forth--many of the Gentiles, shall say: A Bible! A Bible! We have got a Bible and there cannot be any more Bible.

But thus saith the Lord God: O fools, they shall have a Bible; and it shall proceed forth from the Jews, mine ancient covenant people. And what thank they the Jews for the Bible which they received from them? Yea what do the Gentiles mean? Do they remember the travels, and the labors and the pains of the Jews, and their diligence unto me, in bringing forth salvation unto the Gentiles?

O ye Gentiles, have ye remembered the Jews, mine ancient covenant people? Nay; but ye have cursed them, and have hated them, and have not sought to recover them. But behold, I will return all these things upon your own heads; for I the Lord have not forgotten my people.

Thou fool, that shall say, A Bible, we have got a Bible, and we need mo more Bible. Have ye obtained a Bible save it were by the Jews?

Know ye not that there are more nations than one? Know ye not that I, the Lord yur God, have created all men, and that I remember those who are upon the isles of the sea; and that I rule in the heavens above and in the earth beneath; and I bring forth my word unto the children of men, yea, even upon all the nations of the earth?

Wherefore murmur ye, because that ye shall receive more of my word? Know ye not that the testimony of two nations is a witness unto you that I am God, that I remember one nation like unto another?

Wherefore, I speak the same words unt one nation like unto another. And when the two nations shall run together the testimony of the two nations shall run together also.

And I do this that I may prove unto many that I am the same yesterday, today, and forever; and that I speak forth my words according to MINE OWN PLEASURE. And because that I have spoken one word, ye need not suppose that I cannot speak another; for my work is not yet finished; neither shall it be until the end of man, neither from that time henceforth and forever.

Wherefore, because that ye have a Bible YE NEED NOT SUPPOSE THAT IT CONTAINS ALL MY WORDS; neither need ye suppose that I have not caused more to be written.

For I command all men, both in the east and in the west, and in the north, and in the south, and in the islands of the sea, that they shall write the words which I speak unto them; for out of the books which shall be written I will judge the world, every man according to their words, according to that which is written.

For behold, thus said the Lord God: I will give unto the children of men, line upon line, precept upon precept, here a little, there a little; and blessed are those who hearken unto my precepts, and lend an ear unto my counsel, for they shall learn wisdom; for unto him that receiveth, I will give more; and from them that shall say, We have enough, from them SHALL BE TAKEN AWAY EVEN THAT WHICH THEY HAVE."

Oh, by the way, there are 12 Million Christians that accept those verses as inspired of God. It's a separate Bible from what you are accustomed to reading.

And Nemo: I won't get "behind you" because I'm too far ahead of you to care. YOu also belong in this class of people that "have enough", and can't be bothered with more.

Yetter said...

.SHOCKING NEWS
"The Suprme Court has ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmas season.
This Isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nations capitol.
There was no problem,however finding enough asses to fill the stable." HELLO

neodemes said...

Mt 7:15 -
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

son of a prophet said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND HAPPY CHANNUKAH TOO!

S.O.A.P.



Now for some interesting reading...




WTO WTF??

The World Trade Organization is opening talks in Hong Kong with the usual protestations about how the group is nothing but an arm of corporate colonialism. Blah, blah, blah...



The real story, as we understand it is that the WTO is getting nations to pledge their citizens to pay off country's national debt. So in other words, you've been pledged as chattel (slave is more accurate) to the WTO members. Technically I suppose there's nothing but the threat civil war stopping the US government from sending its citizens on demand to WTO creditor countries.



Say, you don't think this all ties back to the tougher bankruptcy laws so you? Remember this when we start seeing the gun control issue popping up next February/March. It will start as handguns, but you know the agenda here...



The WTO - as we have explained many times - is where nations go to talk free trade but they never get around to the concept of purchasing power parity. This concept is quite simple. It says that if you're a machinist, you ought to be paid to live at the same standard of living as machinists in other countries. If that means in Norway, you can work 26-hours a week and drive a Volvo and own a home, then in India, you ought to be able to drive a car and own a home, too.



The whole game, of course, is not to allow workers to make the same for similar kinds of work. Why if that were the case, we wouldn't have seen the wholesale corporate job-jacking to the Third World. Call technical support, lately? You've more likely to get the Philippines or India than Indiana or North Carolina.



Thus, our simple maxim: There is no FREE trade. It's simply a workout of competing complex systems as corporations eat their young - and lately, they are trying to round up as many new victims...I mean WTO member countries - as they can to become the new fodder for corporate bottom lines.



Naturally, all good capitalists will tell you what a service they are doing by bringing a higher standard of living to the Third World. But what they don't tell you is how in countries like Argentina, while one hand was giving out money to save them, the other hand was stealing national ownership of things like public utilities including power and water. But such is the turmoil of the times and our lack of high integrity leaders. Corporatists, having beaten the union movement into submission and having stolen many of their pension plans for good measure, can't afford it any other way, so deal with it.



Say, should we go on to something else? Does this level of awareness make you uncomfortable? Howzabout...

Anonymous said...

Tooti Fruity said: "Know this. My fuit did not cost people their wives, families, homes, financial freedom, community respect, and dignity."

Jesus said in Math 11:34-38

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth; I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes thall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. And he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me."

The fact that Scott was willing to risk what he has already risked (home & family) & probably has already lost these things, due to the mission he is on, which mission will bless ALL OF US, tells me he is committed to what he is doing. That's good fruit, & shows integrity & commitment, not rotten fruit as you suggest.

To suggest that either Scott or Kurt have lost their dignity is laughable. Again, you can't see the long term, you are just a short sighted, short term person, & can't discern the fruit from the roots of the true, so your impatience always gets in your way of discernment. The roots of the tree are good & so the fruit will bear its fruit in it's own due season.

I'm sure if you lived in Job's day, if you were once his friend, you would ALSO have criticized Job too & called his trials a result of his own wickedness & called his trials, bad fruit, so he must be a bad person. He lost his home, wife, children, & riches too. He lost it all, but what happened in the end? I rest my case.

neodemes said...

"He lost it all, but what happened in the end?"

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He got his butt tossed in the can, last I checked.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Nemo, I went a little bit too fast for you again, & TO THINK YOU WANTED ME TO GET "BEHIND YOU." I was asking a question about Job in my last paragraph & what happened in the end with Job.
Even most naysayers know that the end of all of the dorean saga isn't over, otherwise, no one would post on this blog and no one would reply to postings, and no interest would be had & there would be no hope whatsoever, so the end isn't yet. So even a false prophet like yourself could probably understand this the intent of what I was saying.

Or maybe you were just PURPOSELY being the ass that you are, perverting what I asked, but isn't that what a false prophet does? Either way it doesn't matter because you are so predictable.

Speaking of SHE ASSES, the answer is as follows on what happened in the end, meaning Job was blessed MORE than what he had in the beginning after he suffered through all of his trials & proved himself worthy: "So the Lord blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning; for he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand SHE ASSES."

Job lost his family too, but never criticized or cursed his Maker for his afflictions, but later was blessed with seven sons and three daughters, MORE than he had before & he also regained his health.

The blessings come AFTER the trial of our faith.

neodemes said...

There is no parallel between Job and Kurt, Mongrel.

Nice try though.